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15 Aug In case you are a subway Mole Person (or just have, like, not been reading for some inexcusable reason), Katy Perry, incredibly, has been rebounding from Russell Brand with John Mayer, which is stunningly not OK. But sometimes your friend is gonna date a douche nozzle, and sometimes. 12 Feb If your best mate is dating an asshole, you may have a bit of a challenging situation on your hands. I know there's nothing I can do about it. My friend has been with this guy for about a year And he is such a jerk to her. He shows up.

Surprisingly I initially like most people. Especially if they really like me.

What Do You Do When Your Best Friend Dates a Douche?

If Vladimir Putin told me I had high cheekbones and a protruding clavicle I would probably invite him over for Shabbat dinner and set him up with one of my slutty girlfriends to tickle his Russian pickle.

As a Leo, I am incredibly protective over the people I love and have unfortunately run into the situation of hating a few of my friends significant others.

My cousin who is more like a sister was dating this guy who I lovingly referred to as Fuckface for a couple years.

When Your Friend Is Dating A Jerk

The first time I met him in his college apartment I knew I wanted to bury him alive and dance to Daft Link on his grave with a bottle of Vueve Cliquot and a bendy straw. He was arrogant, condescending and spoke like a closeted homosexual Subway Sandwich artist supporting his way through school to become a Planetary Scientist.

I tried my hardest to swallow my pride and pretend to like him. Three hours in I had hit my limit. He started verbally harassing my cousin when she insisted on ordering from the full price menu red flag 3. She brushed this off and excused herself to the bathroom.

My smidge of a death threat was a huge wake up call. My cousin finally saw what a total dick the guy was and they split shortly after. So When Your Friend Is Dating A Jerk is a bitch to do? The upside of sharing your reservations about said asshole is honest communication and you may be saving your friend from a crazy breakup and possible restraining order. The downside is that your friend will most likely not listen and it will cause a strain in your friendship.

Is this a Justin Bobby short-term tryst or a Spencer Pratt long-term holy matrimony… it makes a huge difference. Ultimatums are dramatic and prompt early menstrual cycles. Calm your ovaries and think like a rational bitch.

Is it worth the drama? If you are a needy Nancy and only dislike your friends new love interest because it conflicts with your Bachelor and wine nights — you are the asshole. The truth is if you are in a serious and happy relationship, your partner usually becomes your best friend and that is totally fine.

So you have assessed the damage and you are positive the asshole has surpassed Spencer Pratt and is verging on Tiger Woods. You know he is penetrating her sister, embezzling money from her checking account and may have continue reading in drug dealing. How do you tell her? We still down for Soul Cycle tonight?

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Oh and one last thing, your boyfriend is an asshole, everyone hates him and yesterday I threw a penny in a fountain and wished he would contract a immune system crushing disease.

I have said this a million times, I track everyone who unfollows me. Once you make that decision you are dead to me.

To put it in song: You go talk to your friends take your selfies and unfollow me bitch but weeee will never ever ever ever have martinis together.

How To Tell Your Friend They Are Dating an Asshole

Sorry for the passive aggressive tangent. A good friend always wants to protect their bitches from the pitfalls of dating an asshole but unless they are headed for a seriously life and heart threatening future it is always best to let a bitch come to these conclusions by herself.

Elizabeth was in a quandary. October I feel for you! Yes, their fights were ugly and often would end in manipulative tears.

Unless the fucker is in a gold chain, makes you go halfsies on an orange flavored Gatorade AND thinks daytime Teppanyaki is socially acceptable. Would love to have you as a click speaker in the classroom and a judge at the 9th annual Agoura Fashion Show in May !

That is awesome that you made sure that the douche knew that he was being one and that your friend got away from him. Reblogged this on cynthiamarroquin.

When Your Friend Is Dating A Jerk

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Maybe they see something in this person that we are unable to see right away. Staying mum until an epiphany hits is one way to support a friend who is dating someone you despise. What I found in this case is that the more people hated him the more she clung to him and felt the need to defend him. You're getting too involved. And anytime his name comes up, we remind her of all the ridiculous ways he is a piece of shit.

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