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Reality-TV · Add a Plot». 20 Mar So you're back for week two of Online Dating Rituals of the American Male, huh? Alex and Marcus (mostly Alex) didn't scare you away? Great! Let's do this thing. First up, we've got Brian Reams, a year-old artist/entrepreneur who has creatively named his online profile "Brian_Dreams." Brian claims that. Online Dating Rituals of the American Male was an American reality television series on Bravo. The series premiered on Sunday, March 9, , prior to moving to its regular time slot on Thursday, March 13, It follows several men who are looking for everything from a one-night stand to their future wives via the.
Alex and Marcus mostly Alex didn't scare you away? Let's do this thing.
As he told us in his profile ,Brian Brian From Online Dating Rituals Of The American Male all things beautiful. Beautiful boobs, beautiful legs, beautiful brunettes. Our next dater this week is the "SweetSmartDork," Ephraim Hirschfeld, and he's not kidding about any of those adjectives.
Ephraim is a single dad to 8-year-old Ben, and his father, Peter, lives with them as he's suffering from emphysema. Ephraim is a successful finance businessman and really in shape—the only reason he's still in the dating game is because he just can't seem to turn the dork factor down. Like, not even a half a notch. I mean, there are three smiley faces in his online profile.
Brian started off with pretty blonde Mara who he invited to an art studio where he objectified her body—he thought her kneecaps were "a little big"—and made her uncomfortable by discussing paintings of creepy naked women in a forest. Mara was immediately on to Brian's whole semi-misogynistic shtick, which is kind of funny because even Brian still isn't on to Brian's whole semi-misogynistic shtick. Mara was still a good sport when Brian took her back to his house and continued to casually insult her.
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Then his sisters mysteriously emerged from an extra bedroom to grill her, and that was enough to set Mara over the edge. Understatement of the year.
Your browser does not support iframes. Ephraim invited Alyssa out for a day date at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park mini golf course, which Ephraim genuinely referred to as "a very romantic setting. The date was a bogey. Ephraim set up a date with another cute blonde, Dahlia, but when she showed up with dyed red hair, Ephraim was not enthused. Things went from bad to worse when Dahlia revealed that she is an erotic author.
Our next dater this week is the "SweetSmartDork," Ephraim Hirschfeld, and he's not kidding about any of those adjectives. Your browser does not support iframes. He invited her over and made her dinner, opened up to her about his paintings and asked her personal questions.
Then she whipped out her latest novel and read an excerpt. After Ephraim shifted uncomfortably on his chair about times, he still managed to maintain his sweetness—he said they weren't a match, but he was thankful for the "interesting" night. After a horrible, horrible painting date with Russian ex-pat Nina—on a scale from one to ten, it was Putin levels of dislike for one another—Brain met Keather that's Heather with a K at a rose garden.
Brian said the following things during their date: Obviously the date was a bust. He decided to hit up an former online hook-up, Vera, and he surprisingly turned out all the stops.
Emma thought Ephraim was super hot and started the date with two whiskey shots, so she was super awesome. Brian said the following things during their date: Alex and Marcus mostly Alex didn't scare you away?
He invited her over and made her dinner, opened up to her about his paintings and asked her personal questions. Who is this guy and what did he do with Brian?
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She was a little curious as to why he decided to contact her again. No really, who is this Brian doppelganger who has manners and feelings? Emma thought Ephraim was super hot and started the date with two whiskey shots, so she was super awesome.
And Ephraim was totally into it! So into it that he challenges her to a thumb war—that's like the dork version of putting your arm around a girl. The truth is they actually make a totally adorkable couple. Skip to main content. Get Updates Facebook Twitter Tumblr. You May Also Like